Reasons I Know My Sister Was Here

1. Bobby pins scattered throughout all the floors in our house. Including the kitchen. Why?

2. Clumps of hair on the shower wall. I honestly want to know how she is not bald.

3. I've developed a cough from laughing so hard. 

4. Zero counter space in the bathroom.

5. Glasses of unfinished beverages everywhere. I found one in the pantry. How?